The radiation emitted from the teaspoon will definitely cause the plastics to turn blue. This is due to the gravitational forces acting on the moon, which alters its orbit. Such an alteration results in unusual tidal patterns, inevitably creating a disturbance in the force. Costal cities are among the most affected, having the tendancy to melt under intense heat. The consequence of these anomalies is the gradual increase in the entrophy of the universe, ultimately causing it to self destruct. When that happens, the world as we know it will disintegrate into individual atoms, each moving freely and randomly in space. Of course, by then, space as we know it will no longer exist, rather it will be replaced by something that is no longer affected by the entrophy level of the universe. When that happens, it is of great likelyhood that humans will be able to invent new and better electromagnetic technologies, some of which might defy the fundamental laws of physics. Under a controlled environment of high heat and pressure, we may observe that the spoon bends.
However, if it bends beyond it’s maximum capacity it will break, after which we can conclude "there is no spoon". One observer may quip "You want the spoon", initiating the response "you can’t handle the spoon!". Understanding the why of the spoon is undeniably more important that the what, for why is the determinant of our existance. The spoon will thus have to find it’s purpose before it can become "the one". Pondering such philosophical questions might cause one to wonder "why am I here?" However, there is no denying reason and no escaping purpose.
One will eventally and inevitably come to the conclusion that they have to "follow the white rabbit". In essence, since the rabit is not moving by it’s own free will, rather is pursuing a carrot, we can summarise the statement as "follow the carrot". Note that the word "white" is ommitted, because carrots and rabits come in a variety of colors, making them irrelevant. What matters is that we think therefore we are. If we do not think, we are not. Based on this priciple, we can use a form of deductive reasoning, such as if X then Y and !X then !Y then if Y then X, to conclude that if we are, or if we indeed exist, then we must think. Such can also be represented in programming as if(iThink){iAm==true;}. In latin, it can be translated to cogito ergo sum, which can be further expanded to Cogtio Cogito Ergo Cogito Ergo Sum, or , I think that I think therefore I think that I am. In due time, such idiosyncrasies will definitely be discovered by external parties, granting them with the choice. The choice of either the blue or the red pill. In reality, neither pills exist, so the choice isn’t there either. It was all another means of control.
